Stay - as "Sash" would say. That's one of my favourite songs. Hrmphh! At 6:44am, I thought it was going to be a quiet morning, rotating slowly from one side to the other, letting out a quiet hiss of a fart, if I felt like it.

Then the sudden thump of reality - oh good grief, people expect me to write a bloody buggery small caps report today! I thought I was on bloody holiday!

Hmrrrmphh! Tell you what?! I'll give it 15 mins, and if there's nothing interesting, then bollox to it! 7:00am ... tick tock!!


Come on RNS, serve up your "wurst" - a German market

Oh those sausages taste disgusting don't they?! Cold, fatty, disgusting sausages. Curry sauce does not make them taste better, in fact, they are disgusting.

I mean honestly. The richest country in Europe. And you serve up muck like wurst.

Now I actually quite like rotten cabbage. Pickled.

Oh bugger, hang on, what news has come out at 7am - I shall deal with it, hang on .....


Globo (LON:GBO)

There's a fantastically positive announcement from Globo out today!!! This is an AMAZING announcement!

Look at this!! ;-)

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I can barely contain myself. Hang on! They are going to, wait for it ... participate in a ... research project!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!

Oh

My

God

:-D


Tungsten (LON:TUNG)

I haven't decided whether this is good or bad yet.

Normally I would require a medium sized and warm croissant at this time of day, and coffee has to be Colombian, with a touch of semi-skimmed. If you offer me sugar, then you don't understand my moods in the morning, so just reinvent yourself quite frankly! ;-D


Volex (LON:VLX)

This company is a load of rubbish. I've always said it.

The rats are leaving the sinking ship;


You thought that was good?! Well it was!

LED International Holdings (LON:LED)

Just don't waste our time!

Rubbish! Junk!!! Go away!!!!


Next (LON:NXT)

Fantastic business, large cap. Next execute so, so well. But this statement is sterile to me, much like their shops. I think they are over their peak.

Actually, I think Next could be right at the peak of a big decline. I am going to size it up for…

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